So you got a new puppy and he ate your wedding ring what the heck do you do???

A::::take to the vet B:::: shoot the pup and cut the ring out.you can alway have pup stew. C:::: pour caster oil down his throat and wait. D::::: Feed him till he gets the runs. E::: Become the vet yourself and rubber glove on go in the back door.:::After E I got sick.....